And, yes, this is a potato in a veil (and lipstick).
Um...gross!

Here's a page of some of the contenders for
"The Battle of the Batty Bridal Veils" title.
It just goes to show you that some people will do anything they're asked. That's why I love 'em!

Look at the beautiful quilting in this "Heart to Heart" topper! Someone's a show-off, huh? ;-)